Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What day do hands always go to church?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why are boxers good comedians?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why are goats so funny?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What bird is always sad?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?