Why are scissors so forgiving?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?