Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?