Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?