Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the mare gain weight?
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