My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why was the horse so happy?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?