Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why are fish such good architects?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Which state has the best streets?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?