What words make the best athletes?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How does the sun listen to music?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?