Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?