People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the mime upset?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why is a computer so smart?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?