Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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