Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the most athletic footwear?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
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