What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

A book just fell on my head.

Why is grass so dangerous?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?