Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?