Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?