What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?