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Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How do scientists grow fruit?