How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
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