What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?