What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a vacation at home?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?