What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why was the dog overweight?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?