How do animals blend into the desert?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do cows say on NYE?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What is the color of the wind?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?