To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is a computer so smart?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Bears love exotic cars.

Why was the cobbler looking for work?