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What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Where do surfers go to school?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

How do you make antifreeze?