Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?