My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
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What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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