Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?