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What do you call hiking college students?

What do math teachers eat?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do cats wear to work?

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What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

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What did the rug say to the floor?