How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?