What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why was the spider so smart?

Someone stole all my lamps.