What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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