What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What kind of books do boats write?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why was the pirate late for work?