What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Who invented fractions?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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