What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do elves learn in school?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
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