Why do trees hate going to school?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?