Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What shape is bad at driving?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?