What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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