Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?