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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

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What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

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