Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?