What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?