What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do sewers make terrible runners?