What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you find at the end of everything?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What vegetables do librarians like?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the computer cold at work?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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