What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?