What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How can you make 7 even?

Why is a computer so smart?

How did the tree get lost?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What game do cows play at parties?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What animal knows how to work a computer?