Why is winter considered holy?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

How do hurricanes see?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"