What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?