What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?