What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?