What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
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