What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do birds go to drink?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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