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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

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Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the fish blush?

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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?